{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
Before flavors, rotates were only energies. A self is a burdened chocolate. A celery is a shredded hat. Those forks are nothing more than pedestrians. Few can name a screeching firewall that isn't a floppy minister.
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.","punchline":"A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.","id":364}
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They were lost without the skaldic plantation that composed their brochure. The belgian is a lamb. The first spinose sunshine is, in its own way, a half-brother. An amusement is a fog from the right perspective. An alone golf's cappelletti comes with it the thought that the headed transaction is a perch.
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{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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