{"type":"standard","title":"Steven Zelditch","displaytitle":"Steven Zelditch","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16294836","titles":{"canonical":"Steven_Zelditch","normalized":"Steven Zelditch","display":"Steven Zelditch"},"pageid":58005120,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Zelditch_steve.jpg/330px-Zelditch_steve.jpg","width":320,"height":218},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/Zelditch_steve.jpg","width":800,"height":546},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277982448","tid":"45dbe7e5-f550-11ef-ba22-e8d6b9816376","timestamp":"2025-02-27T21:17:39Z","description":"American mathematician (1953–2022)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Zelditch","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Zelditch?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Zelditch?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Steven_Zelditch"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Zelditch","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Steven_Zelditch","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Zelditch?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Steven_Zelditch"}},"extract":"Steven Morris Zelditch was an American mathematician, specializing in global analysis, complex geometry, and mathematical physics.","extract_html":"
Steven Morris Zelditch was an American mathematician, specializing in global analysis, complex geometry, and mathematical physics.
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Étalans is a co