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A Special Part of Me is an album by American pop singer Johnny Mathis that was released on January 22, 1984, by Columbia Records and reunited him with his \"Too Much, Too Little, Too Late\" partner Deniece Williams on one of the LP's two duets, \"Love Won't Let Me Wait\", which is also the only song on the album that was previously recorded and released by another artist. This continuing trend away from the cover album genre would reach its limit with his next studio release, Right from the Heart, which only had original material.
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