{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?","punchline":"Ten-tickles!","id":143}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}
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